Archive for the Employee Celebrations

Workplace Celebration Contest Winner

Congrats to COURTNEY, winner of our monthly “Spot the Bogus Workplace Celebration” Contest.

Courtney was the first astute observer to identify “Bring Lady GaGa to Work Day” as the fake holiday. Believe it or not, the rest are very real. Click here for the full list.

Thanks for your participation — enjoy the rest of the month!

December Employee Celebrations

One of the best ways to avoid needless employment law disputes is to stay in touch with what your employees are thinking, feeling and doing. As part of our never-ending quest to keep you up-to-speed on the latest developments affecting your workplace, the following is our guide to some of the lesser-known holidays/celebrations your employees might be observing this month.

Just to make sure you’re paying attention, I included a made-up day on our list. The rest are very real. The first people to post a comment below identifying the bogus days will win valuable prizes.

  • Day Without Art Day (1)
  • National Dice Day (4)
  • AFL-CIO Day (5)
  • Bathtub Party Day (5)
  • International Ninja Day (5)
  • National Pawnbroker Day (6)
  • Cotton Candy Day (7)
  • Buy Something You Can’t Afford For Someone Who Doesn’t Need It Day (12)
  • Cat Herders Day (15)
  • Barbie and Barney Backlash Day (16)
  • National Chocolate-covered Anything Day (16)
  • Underdog Day (16)
  • Humbug Day (21)
  • National Haiku Day (22)
  • National Re-gifting Day (22)
  • Festivus (23)
  • No “L” Day (25)
  • National Whiner’s Day (26)
  • National Chocolate Day (28 & 29)
  • Falling Needles Family Fest Day (30)

What does this mean for employers? For decades, employment lawyers have advised their clients to avoid references to any specific celebrations at this time of year and to use instead the seemingly innocuous phrase “Happy Holidays.” But is that good advice?

In light of the above, by uttering “Happy Holidays” you may be unwittingly sanctioning gambling, whining, cat herding, bathtub partying, pawnbroking, humbuggery, haikus, chocolate over-indulgence, artlessness, discrimination against the letter “L”, violence against beloved children’s icons and unionization of your workforce.

Our advice? Drop the word “Holidays” from any greeting and simply say: ”Happy.”

Enjoy the month!

(Sources: holidayinsights.com, brownielocks.com)

Contest Winner

Congrats to DANIELLE, winner of our monthly “Spot the Bogus Workforce Celebration” Contest. Danielle was the first astute observer to identify “International Fire One Co-worker of Your Choice Day” as the fake holiday. Believe it or not, the rest are very real. Click here for the full list.

Thanks for your participation — enjoy the month!

November Workplace Celebrations

One of the best ways to avoid needless employment law disputes is to stay in touch with what your employees are thinking, feeling and doing. As part of our never-ending quest to keep you up-to-speed on the latest developments affecting your workplace, the following is our guide to some of the lesser-known holidays your employees might be observing this month.

Just to make sure you’re paying attention, I included one made-up day on our list. The rest are very real. The first person to post a comment below identifying the bogus day will win a valuable prize.

  • Cookie Monster Day (2)
  • Deviled Egg Day (2)
  • Look for Circles Day (2)
  • Plan Your Epitaph Day (2)
  • Cliché Day (3)
  • National Men Make Dinner Day (3)
  • National Chicken Lady Day (4)
  • Use Your Common Sense Day (4)
  • Abet and Aid Punsters Day (8)
  • Cook Something Bold and Pungent Day (8)
  • Chaos Never Dies Day (9)
  • International Fire One Co-worker Of Your Choice Day (9)
  • Area Code Day (10)
  • World Kindness Day (13)
  • International Tongue Twisters Day (13)
  • Loosen Up, Lighten Up Day (14)
  • National Teddy Bear Day (14)
  • National Bundt Pan Day (15)
  • Use Less Stuff Day (17)
  • Guinness World Record Day (17)
  • Married to a Scorpio Support Day (18)
  • Mickey Mouse Day (18)
  • Have a Bad Day Day (19)
  • World Toilet Day (19)
  • Absurdity Day (20)
  • Name Your PC Day (20)
  • World Hello Day (21)
  • Alaskan Humor Day (21)
  • Celebrate Your Unique Talent Day (24)
  • You’re Welcomegiving Day (25)
  • Flossing Day (25)
  • Buy Nothing Days (25-26)
  • International Aura Awareness Day (26)
  • Electronic Greeting Day (29)
  • Call In Well Day (30)

What this means for employers. If your employees suddenly start spouting clichés, calling in well, flossing incessantly, attempting to set the world record for most people stuffed inside a single conference room, cooking “bold and pungent” dishes in the break room, banging bundt pans together, wearing mouse ears, repeatedly reciting their area codes, aiding and abetting punsters, imitating Tina Fey imitating Sarah Palin and/or occasionally using their common sense, now you know why.

Enjoy the month!

(Sources: holidayinsights.com, brownielocks.com)

Contest Winner

Congrats to ALEX, winner of our monthly “Spot the Bogus Employee Celebration” Contest. Alex was the first astute observer to identify “Take Charlie Sheen to Work Day” as the fake holiday. Believe it or not, the rest are very real. Click here for the full list.

Thanks for your participation — enjoy the month!

October Employee Celebrations

One of the best ways to avoid needless employment law disputes is to stay in touch with what your employees are thinking, feeling and doing. As part of our never-ending quest to keep you up-to-speed on the latest developments affecting your workplace, the following is our guide to some of the lesser-known holidays/celebrations your employees might be observing this month.

Just to make sure you’re paying attention, I included one made-up day on our list. The rest are very real. The first person to leave a comment below identifying the bogus celebration will win a valuable prize.

Month-long Observances

  • National Sarcastic Awareness Month
  • Squirrel Awareness Month
  • Go Hog Wild – Eat Country Ham Month
  • National Bake and Decorate Month
  • National Dental Hygiene Month
  • National Caramel Month
  • National Roller Skating Month

Daily Observances

  • Fire Pup Day (1)
  • World Farm Animals Day (2)
  • Techies Day (2)
  • Mad Hatter Day (6)
  • International Moment of Frustration Scream Day (12)
  • International Bring Your Teddy Bear to Work Day (12)
  • Be Bald and Be Free Day (14)
  • National Grouch Day (15)
  • Dictionary Day (16)
  • Mulligan Day (17)
  • Bring Charlie Sheen to Work Day (18)
  • Caps Lock Day (22)
  • National Mole Day (23)
  • Mother-in-law Day (23)
  • Sourest Day (25)
  • Cranky Co-Workers Day (27)
  • National Chocolates Day (28)
  • Haunted Refrigerator Night (30)
  • National Knock-knock Jokes Day (31)

What this means for employers. If your employees suddenly start being sarcastic to squirrels, howling at the moon, shaving their heads, screaming in frustration, telling bad knock-knock jokes, quoting the dictionary, bringing farm animals and mother-in-laws to work and/or eating loads of chocolates, caramels and cakes and then incessantly brushing and flossing, now you know why.

Enjoy the month!

(Sources: holidayinsights.com, brownielocks.com)

Today Is International Talk Like a Pirate Day

A heads-up to employers everywhere . . .

As we disclosed previously here on the Blawg, today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. (No, we’re not making this up. Click here for everything you could ever possibly want to know about this auspicious occasion.)

Accordingly, our advice would be to avoid taking any adverse employment action against anyone who engages in pirate-ishness today. However, action may be taken to address any of the following:

  1. Pillaging
  2. Ingestion of rum or any other illicit pirate beverage
  3. Excessively bad imitation of Johnny Depp or Keith Richards
  4. Forcing any co-worker to “walk the plank” without prior written consent
  5. Unauthorized sword fighting in any work area and/or on work time

Contest Winner

Congrats to EDWARD, winner of our monthly “Spot the Bogus Employee Celebration” Contest. Edward was the first to identify “Flying Nun Appreciation Day” as the fake holiday. Believe it or not, the rest are very real. Click here for the full list.

For those of you who may not be aware, The Flying Nun was a TV show from the late Sixties featuring Sally Field as an apprentice nun who — for reasons that were never adequately explained — could fly. We’re not making that up. If you don’t believe us, check out the video below. (For the record, ABC denies that any drug use was involved in either the approval and/or production of the show.)

In recognition of Edward’s efforts, we’ll send him a gift certificate good for any of the fine establishments on giftcertificates.com. Thanks to all who participated. Enjoy the month!

September Employee Celebrations

One of the best ways to avoid needless employment law disputes is to stay in touch with what your employees are thinking, feeling and doing.  As part of our never-ending quest to keep you up-to-speed on the latest developments affecting your workplace, the following is our guide to some of the lesser-known holidays/celebrations your employees might be observing this month.

Just to make sure you’re paying attention, I included one made-up day on our list.  The rest are very real.  The first person to leave a comment below identifying the bogus day will win a valuable prize.

Month-long Observances

  • Subliminal Communications Month
  • Mold Awareness Month
  • National Mushroom Month

Daily/Weekly Observances

  • Chicken Boy Day (1)
  • National Lazy Mom’s Day (2)
  • Be Late for Something Day (5)
  • Grandma Moses Day (7)
  • Wonderful Weirdos Day (9)
  • Video Games Day (12)
  • Line Dance Week (12-17)
  • National Boss/Employee Exchange Day (12)
  • Felt Hat Day (15)
  • Big Whopper Liar Day (17)
  • Hug a Greeting Card Writer Day (18)
  • Talk Like a Pirate Day (19)
  • Elephant Appreciation Day (22)
  • Punctuation Day (24)
  • National Hunting and Fishing Day (24)
  • National One Hit Wonder Day (25)
  • Shamu the Whale Day (26)
  • National Good Neighbor Day (28)
  • Flying Nun Appreciation Day (29)

What this means for employers. If your employees suddenly start line dancing, communicating subliminally, arriving late, playing video games, talking like pirates, exchanging bosses, appreciating elephants and whales, correcting your punctuation, hunting for big game in the company cafeteria and/or incessantly singing Disco Duck, Funktyown, Kung Fu Fighting, The Macarena or any other one-hit wonders, now you know why.

Enjoy the month!

(Sources: brownielocks.com, holidayinsights.com)

Employee Celebration Contest Winner

Congrats to TIM, winner of our monthly “Spot the Bogus Employee Celebration” Contest. Tim was the first to identify Reply to All Emails with the Phrase “Your e-mail is one of approximately 870,000 I received today — I will respond in approximately 87 years” Day as the fake holiday. Believe it or not, the rest are very real. Click here for the full list.

In recognition of Tim’s efforts, we’ll send him a gift certificate good for any of the fine establishments on giftcertificates.com. Thanks to all who participated.

Enjoy the rest of the month!