Dumb Law Tour: Alabama
Our dumb law tour of the U.S. brings us to Alabama, where:
- it is unlawful to stab or otherwise maim yourself to gain sympathy from your boss and/or to avoid work
- boogers may not be flicked into the wind
- male employees may not “howl” at female employees, spit in front of them nor attempt to seduce them ”by means of temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage”
- bear wrestling in the workplace is strictly forbidden
- employees may not show up for work in a “substantially nude state”
You have been warned.
(Thanks to the most excellent legal research sites dumb.com, dumblaws.com and crazylaws.com.)