Daily Dose of Dumb
A man walks into a bar and yells at the top of his lungs, “All lawyers are *$%*#*s!”
A patron at the end of the bar responds, “Hey, I resent that!”
The loud man responds, “Why, are you a lawyer?”
The patron replies, “No, I’m a *$%*#*.”
(Contributed by Manpower’s own Mark Horne. Thanks, Mark!)